I own your lap.

Solid work view for this Baltimore resident.

It has come to this.

I am traumatized by my lack of smelling horrible.

I still love these humans, even though they torture me. #postshowerthoughts #quetrauma

Sisters ❤️

Leftovers

New year, new us.

#domesticgoddess

Upgraded to first class for the last leg of the drive

Looks comfy

My superpower? Screeching like a banshee, pretending my parents are pulling me apart limb by limb. For attention and love. That I only get constantly. But it’s not enough.

Where is bean-bean?

She’s my co-worker. Or more like lunch buddy. She sleeps through the workday. But food perks her right up

Hard to complain about the traveling I do when I get to see this outside of the window. Off to Miami.

This dog does sad 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

They waxed the stairs so keeps slipping. Now she refuses to go up or down the stairs. I don’t blame her.

New favorite tree candidate?

4 pm is begging hour #howtodrivemomNUTS #starestarestare

“I got in trouble for laying down on poppas nice clothes. It looked liked the best spot in the entire bed ¯_(ツ)_/¯.”

Looks all cute and sleepy. Actually farting on me. But doesn’t care. Nope. Not one bit.

Napping on my mom is my favorite thing ever. Second favorite? Napping.

Such attitude

Sunday naps