Jason Becker
November 22, 2017
November 20, 2017

My superpower? Screeching like a banshee, pretending my parents are pulling me apart limb by limb. For attention and love. That I only get constantly. But it’s not enough.

November 18, 2017
November 16, 2017

She’s my co-worker. Or more like lunch buddy. She sleeps through the workday. But food perks her right up

November 13, 2017

Hard to complain about the traveling I do when I get to see this outside of the window. Off to Miami.

November 11, 2017

This dog does sad 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

November 7, 2017

They waxed the stairs so keeps slipping. Now she refuses to go up or down the stairs. I don’t blame her.

November 3, 2017
October 27, 2017

4 pm is begging hour #howtodrivemomNUTS #starestarestare

October 26, 2017

“I got in trouble for laying down on poppas nice clothes. It looked liked the best spot in the entire bed ¯_(ツ)_/¯.”

October 24, 2017

Looks all cute and sleepy. Actually farting on me. But doesn’t care. Nope. Not one bit.

October 22, 2017

Napping on my mom is my favorite thing ever. Second favorite? Napping.

October 18, 2017
October 15, 2017
October 10, 2017
October 4, 2017

Food comma. After eating her food AND half her sister’s (before she was caught)

October 1, 2017

Feels like fall, but it looks like summer.

September 30, 2017

Favorite pastime: sleeping ON my mom2

September 29, 2017
September 28, 2017

I was on the big couch but decided I wanted a whole couch to myself

September 27, 2017